Three countries in Asia and seven in Europe have already asked for our help in getting rid of their Peruvian flute bands. List of all South Park episodes Not to be confused with The Pandemic Special. Our teachers are shooting people. I'm talking about normal, like back in March. Just fucking shut up! We don't have a choice. This... is what you've all be looking for, right? Nono, Mr. President, please! The world can breathe a collective sigh of relief now as we thank the-. I'm sure our parents are freaking out right now trying to find us. Extras • There hasn't been a Peruvian pan flute band in sight for days now, and everyone is really enjoying the peace. Now I want a plan in place to take out Peru once and for all! "South Park" The Pandemic Special (2020) [S24E01] South.Park.S24E01.720p.AHDTV.x265-MiNX.mkv Watch online Download Subtitles Searcher People are hurting! Well, I don't know what you're gonna do, Mayor. Best you can. Yeah! Stan, this is gonna be very difficult for a child to understand, but I made a promise to the American people- to get rid of all the Mexicans. No es bueno! Oh, come on! There's no real proof that a mask even fuckin' does anything! You'll find out... everything you need to know. [Sharon has her hands over her mouth] South Park, night. This page is a gallery for images from Season Twenty-Four's "The Pandemic Special". Pandemic. We need to wear them over our mouth and nose. Sir! All we know is they were seen hanging out with Craig and now they're gone. Ple-hease, my friend has to build a bear. I'm not even sure. The band stops playing. Right. I'm not buying any of your damned CDs! There's Sharon and Shelly. When we tracked the virus, we found it did originate in Wuhan, but from a species called pholidota. You might be able to stop the pandemic. But they're talking about maybe staggering you kids every other day. For what? Haha! I don't wanna think about that right now, Mickey! We got an appointment! Right after, I got really sick, and this was all back in October. The episode will be available to stream on South Park Studios, CC.com and the Comedy Central App after it … Do you even know anyone personally who's dying of COVID? Back to your class! Craig is just being a dick because we're having a tough time right now. Have you put anything toxic in your body lately? And i-and it was a great idea to do a special. No! Let's start the day off with some match. If you're ready to talk, I'm ready to listen, Randy. Leave a like, subscribe and god bless. Wave to the camera, Shelly. I want to be able to compete for a job when I get older! Ah, I don't know, it just feels like... there's got to be something else going on here. We can make things normal for Butters again, and make school the way it was! What do you want, Marsh?! I wasn't saying you wouldn't make money, I was saying maybe that's not what should matter right now! How would you like to invest in a Peruvian flute band? 2:44 . Oh no, I see! How can a virus jump species like that? South Park Social Distancing Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt. I'm not wearing a damn diaper over my nose! "So?" The Pandemic special is really amazing. And you say you've never had a mustache before? South Park is having some trouble in Australia, and it might be awhile before the new season airs over there! You were all exposed to a student here who was taken to the hospital due to COVID. Sign up on Gosearch https://www.gosearch.website/ Sign up on Gosearch and get relevant search results analytics business ads Please, Mr. and Mrs. Tucker, our boys were last seen hanging out with your son Craig. All their crappy music sounds the same. Now, listen! ", [his phone alarm rings - it's time to log in.] ...You want nothing to do with the Pandemic Special. The fuck are you doing spying on me in the changing room?! I think people are really excited. W-we have no idea what caused this. Randy, you gotta try it! The Pandemic Special! Pandemic 2: The Startling Some recaps of last week's episode. Yes. Everyone ready to start school? You don't have to be on Zoom, there's a million ways around it! Everyone is terrified of catching something from these super-spreaders! Haha. That's how we can get my DNA into people! Why would you shave your balls? Doesn't surprise me all this shit came from there. I really thought you had me in Miami, but you just couldn't. Come upstairs. South Park Sharon Do Not Quote Women's Tri-Blend Dolman T-Shirt. 9 am. I mean, doesn't this mean things are finally going back to normal? Okay obviously something different has uh shown up a-... Did he say "furry"? Just, just stop it right now! It's not gonna happen! I was at Ross-. A South Park hanno trovato la soluzione definitiva. Oh, this is only the beginning, Davis, and I can't let you interfere. The Mayor has called for help from infectious disease experts, and Dr. Anthony Fauci arrived at South park Hospital today to give his advice. Oh! These are u-un- precedented times. We can't go to Guantanamo Bay! Shit! You want the panda? I'm in the fuckin' weeds here! Let other countries fend for themselves! We're gonna have to break in. If it weren't for COVID, all the previous teachers would have still been here, we wouldn't have been in the class, and nobody would have gotten shot. I'm your new teacher, Detective Harris, and this is our homeroom teacher's assistant, Officer Johnston. "], They're saying something like, "You can't send us away. Somebody came into the store with a mustache. South Park Walkthrough Episode Part 1 (PS1, N64) No Commentary. 02:29. I'm honestly not having that much fun anyway. They're just gonna be making more restrictions, and more rules, and who's gonna fight to go back to the way things were? He has to go out and do something normal! Well, I've only fucked one! Are you out of your mind? Kash Clell. [grabs the siku and throws it away. Without any employees? https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Pandemic/Script?oldid=433362. 09/30/2020. So I just sat there and watched them for a while and, guess how much money they made selling their crappy CDs? Yeah, we had to shut down again. Just... just thank God for your Pandemic Special. The police haven't been any help, ugheh, I think our boys might really be in trouble this time. Maybe the boys all ran away. There isn't a country called Peruvian anywhere. The kids happily head back to school but nothing resembles the normal that they once knew; not their teachers, not their homeroom, not even Eric Cartman. 09/30/2020 It seems a little extreme. The numbers are in, and the hour-long special marking South Park‘s return to air on Wednesday was a big success for Comedy Central. "Pandemic" is the tenth episode of Season Twelve, and the 177th overall episode of South Park. Don't forget to get out and vote, everybody! Citizens are asked to stay indoors and just try and relax, and maybe enjoy some of the Pandemic Special. I am going to actively not do anything. Do you have any idea where they could've gone? Because the Pandemic Special needs to end! I at least need you to get some of your homework done, okay? South Park Cartman Stay Back Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt . I'm actually doing pretty good. Now, if we had some of that stuff back... We certainly don't want you, teachers, to be without every resource available. Sir, can we talk to you for just a second? Sweetie, I know these are challenging times. You can't make us stay here! Is that correct? As you all know, due to recent events totally beyond our control, we have lost most of our funding. Time for school! Ladies and gentlemen, our nation and our world is facing an economic and ecological crisis of disastrous proportions. Peru • Oh my God1 Look at her! We were here first. Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! Really welcome silence, Tom. It's all the other stuff. We... we've been researching, but we... can't figure it out. It's a pangolin. Stay, stay here! Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy? People are dying, Randy! South Park Mr. Mackey Don't … You didn't quarantine yourself after you got home?! M'kay. Why would Homeland Security send us into Peru? Not Peruvian, retards, Peru! Oh, come on, think about it. And all you can think about is making a special about it? Our teaching staff does not feel safe to return, BUT... we have hired all new teachers, m'kay? As long as I want. This is a mistake, sir, we aren't really a Peruvian flute band. The siku player looks at his empty hands and goes after the siku]. It's okay! I mean, if you can handle a bat, then... Alright, children, welcome back to class. Stanley! Sauce à la crème fraîche - 750 Grammes. Perhaps some other species somehow mated with the pangolin? What the fuck is-? I'm just worried about how this is all affecting weaker kids like, you know, like Butters. I can't see my friends. Last season? Oh boy! And as they do, scientists say they're closer to finding a vaccine. It's a bat! Cette série plein d'anecdotes incroyables et classée parmi les meilleures séries Animation de tous les temps. Peruvian flute bands will never stop annoying us. There's going to be a big meeting. Sir, you have an urgent call on line 4 from a Mr. Slave? ¡Por favor! I'll write an executive order to get you everything you need. From $24.95. Yes. Why are you worrying about this right now?! Once again, the pangolin escaped from the facility yesterday, and many people are fearing the worst. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. It's your DNA that they need for a vaccine! You're out of your room hanging out with me now! They're busy. It's okay, it's okay. No. You got some shit on your face. What kind of animal would have sex with a pangolin? Pandemic! I agree. Eric, you're going to be able to be with all the other kids again! There'll be a truck to take you inside the border where you're briefed on mission specifics. I love you, social distancing. Um, Craig, remember how you were tellin' us how your grandma gave you a hundred bucks for your birthday? You see, what we needed was the foreign DNA that was up inside the pangolin. But where are we gonna get the money to buy costumes and and the instruments? From $42.95. Heh heh heh heh. Some speculate the pangolin took its own life, while others think that-. Featuring Randy in a mask proudly announcing his new title, this tee lets you keep your social distance in style. ET. Perhaps a Peruvian flute band mated with one of our females. Yeah. You want the Bronco koala? Tell Dr. Fauci to shove it up his ass, and let the FDA chief know he can eat shit off my balls. We aren't sure why some people are getting a mustache and some aren't, but we have to do all we can to avoid it becoming fashionable. Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore. It isn't safe to be here! And since the students broke quarantine, all South Park residents are now exposed and under complete lockdown for the unforeseeable future. Crème de chataignes aux noix fraîches. I've gone over the statistics, Stan. I said I'm not buying any God damned CDs today, you got that?! Hey everybody. They think they're about to find the vaccine. But Butters will be okay. Oh, he-hey, if you're gonna come any closer, would you mind wearing a, you know, chin diaper? The Pandemic Special … Yes, they're open, but we are not the Johnsons, and we do not go to nonessential businesses when it's nonessential! Ohhh neato, it's one of those Peruvian pan flute bands. Twenty-nine students are sleeping there, each in his own circle. Well however they came to be, they're about the only piece of good luck we've had. Yeah, why not? Yeah dude, kids at school totally like us. I-I think I know a way out of this. Featuring the colorful episode logo across the chest, this hooded sweatshirt is perfect to wear as you watch the Pandemic Special over and over again. That's disgusting! And, in fact, we've pinpointed the virus to a certain bat in Wuhan. The furry death!"]. We are the protectors. We can start over! Yes? From $24.95. You really wanna go back to that slavery?! So let's start today, guys, by going over yesterday's grammar examples. Peruvian Pan Flute Music. We, we were just trying to make some money. One of the pan flute bands was caught trying to escape. Oh, here we fucking go again! Don't worry you guys. What, do you expect us to just, just... build our own bear? Mr. President, Dr. Fauci is on line 2 and the FDA chief is on line 3. Randy filming scared residents running by, a cameraman filming a police car being thrown into South Park Mall: YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO SEE: Shelly: What's going on, Dad? Can everyone hear me okay? We can't wait around and wait for people to figure things out, okay?! I just wanna have fun again. Stan, Build-A-Bear is currently by appointment only, and only a maximum party of four can visit at one time. No, in a class, with real teachers! Craig, how would you like to turn that hundred dollars into a thousand dollars? We're not completely sure, but we believe now that something somehow... got its DNA up into the pangolin. Shop the Cartman Six Feet Back Tee, I Love You Social Distancing Sherpa Blanket and But we all still have to try and do our work. Nono, okay, okay, okay, hold on! The boys wait for Kenny, who is coming out of Walstien's with his purchase. Support your favorite pandemic specialist with this comfortable South Park Randy Pandemic Specialist Long Sleeve T-Shirt. Nono, listen. Now, whatever your messed-up beliefs are about "wanting to go to school". This is a Homeland Security operation, people, let's go! ["The furry death! No, I'm telling you. Haha haha. Everyone's arguing and, and there's a facility outside of town that found the pangolin and are working on a vaccine! Search, discover and share your favorite Pandemic Special GIFs. To school! Can everyone hear me okay? Calm down people, we still have work to do! For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. I thought that the issue was the teachers not coming back. New reports are coming in from cities all over the world. Then sell fucking Epcot Center! Please, check and call me right back. You are a child, Randy! About Butters. I think I'm gonna be sick, all over Kyle! If we want things to go back to normal, then we just gotta go do it! I can't even go to school. We gotta surrender, fellas. And we'll double your money in one afternoon, Craig. Sir, good news! Kids at school like us. S15 • E11. We actually aren't a Peruvian-. I know this is really hard on everyone. Which one you want? But I called. Dump it? It's right here! Word of massive destruction and death by what ap-pear to be... You were so close to figuring it all out, Davis, did you know that? No! All right, fine, Craig. Gracias! If they're letting us go back to school, then soon we can get back to everything! For your normal, not mine! He explains that they have found that another species inserted its DNA up the pangolin which enabled COVID-19 to spread to humans. This might be our last chance at a job, so I don't want any unnecessary deaths. Dude, I still can't believe you fucked that bat. I fuckin' hate kids. Comedy Central will debut the pandemic-themed episode at 8 p.m. Group 5, it's now mealtime. Thanks for getting my hopes up, you asshole! Cool, awesome. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Pandemic_Special/Script?oldid=428590. 10/22/2008. That would be the key to the vaccine, perhaps even a cure. They want us to go back. Please do not quote the President in front of our child! Good job, Stan! Fit: Com Well, it's really not a mask if you wear it down around your chin. ¡Estamos aquí para proteger a ustedes! He's found it! Y-yes, we've been able to trace the virus and confirm that it did, in fact, come from a seedy part of China. We... we- we're just kids, you know? For the “Pandemic Special”, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone took on a uniquely difficult challenge. Whether you are staying home like Kyle or avoiding going back to school like Cartman, this collection has something for everyone. You... You... knew this was going to happen. Grab your hand sanitizer and hoard your toilet paper — the South Park Pandemic Special Collection is here. Sir, we checked the entire map. I'm really worried. We are really here, and we are going to build you a bear! Everyone's gathering! Yeah dude, I'm- I'm starting to realize that it's like the easiest job in the world. If they are the hybrid we're talking about. Stan, you really need employee assistance with this. I went there to sell our weed and ended up hanging out with Disney and Mickey Mouse. Randy comes to terms with his role in the COVID-19 outbreak as the on-going pandemic presents continued challenges to the citizens of South Park. So? Because ever since your father got that stupid video camera he thinks he has to film everything the family does. What normal are you talking about? Because you're a dead man, Marsh. Why? Look man, I just wanna say thanks, you know? Butters, for the last time, you can't go to Build-A-Bear! Yeah, what happens when my son is sitting in a room with Craig Tucker, whose father doesn't even wear a mask outside? You know, I mean. You guys took my birthday money, got me arrested and sent to Miami with no way home except to take down the country of Peru, and I'm being a dick? We have to get him out of here! We have to know what raped the pangolin. You took all our funding away. Si, protectores. You remember all that? Shave your balls? 21:59. Do you guys know why nobody else at school likes hanging out with you? And then you took me out and sold me on how great China was, and how we should all suck their dick! Now that the South Park pandemic special has passed, let's look at the reactions. Dude, get out of my house! You know that money your grandma gave you for your birthday? Looks like we did it. Yes! I'm talking of course about Peruvian flute bands. $25.95. But who's to say he can't go out and have a little goddamn fun?! Come on, Craig, don't be an asshole.". Whoa! Sweetie, it's all going to be over soon. From $24.95. No no, it's something to do with the pandemic. I'm doing something important, Sharon! This is a violation of our freedom! Mark my words, Kyle: first they'll force us back to school, then they'll take social distancing away from us completely, and I'll be out of my room having to hang out with you! I think all the marijuana really did go to my head. Obviously Craig has gotten them into some kind of trouble. I am not going back to school! You just play pan flute music at the mall and sell CDs of you with a llama, but you're not a Peruvian flute band. Randy, we have plenty of video of us eating dinner. A reported 1 in 10 people in Park County are experiencing mustaches, and nobody seems to know why. I know this has all been really hard on you, Stanley. WishingTikal. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Do you wanna talk about it? Oh my God, I forgot how much it sucks to be around everybody! No, I'm fine, Mom! She's so hot! Okay! Script • Can you guys hear me? Just breathe. During the tour, the chief scientist shows them the pangolin that started the pandemic. They're actually quite surprising. "Cars" • Well are we protesting or are we rioting? You traced the virus to Wuhan, but what you found was not a bat. If she finds out I started the pandemic, she's gonna be a total bitch about it. 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