Miss Scarlet Professor Plum And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C. Wadsworth Dead right! Release Dates You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet? : Wadsworth Miss Scarlet Ah, watch it! Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one. | Okay, fine. Miss Scarlet : My husband is a paid consultant. Nothing? Were you planning to blackmail him, Wadsworth? But seriously, I don't see what's so terrible about Colonel Mustard visiting a house of ill fame. Shut up! Colonel Mustard, when we saw the motorist at the front door, you took the key to the weapons cupboard out of my pocket. Professor Plum, you knew that Mr. Boddy was still alive. From the Clue: The Musical site where she is a failing actress. But he was with us in the Billiard Room when we found Yvette screaming. It's what we call "psychotic.". Miss Scarlet Clue On Stage Character Descriptions Based off the 1985 film version Setting: New England, 1954 Maximum cast: 15 Male Roles . Ladies and gentlemen, the police will be here in about forty-five minutes. Professor Plum Wadsworth Oh, Wadsworth, I'll make you sorry you ever started this. Mrs. Peacock : [hysterical] Oh, who cares? : : Miss Scarlet : Miss Scarlet : and to make a long story short Miss Scarlet : Miss Scarlet : Maybe there is life after death. He was a scientist, nuclear physics. : Professor Plum Miss Scarlet Wadsworth I am a lady. I detained them for the colonel and I was going to give them back as soon as Mr. Boddy was unmasked. [Wadsworth has just returned inside after throwing the key to the cupboard away] Let's put them all in this cupboard and lock it. I hardly think it will enhance your reputation at the U.N. Who would wanna kill the cook? Miss Scarlet Perhaps he doesn't wanna get acquainted with you. Told you I didn't do it! Mrs. Peacock It pulls up to the gate of Hill House. Mrs. White Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard Mrs. Peacock Professor Plum Mrs. White Mr. Green START: Plum: I say we eat it while it's. START: Plum: I say we eat it while it's. Clue: On Stage Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard Mrs. Peacock Professor Plum Mrs. White Mr. Green See more scenes from Jonathan Lynn Hunter Foster Sandy Rustin Eric Price Overview Text Videos Mrs. Peacock This is incredible! Professor Plum : If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious! Who's we? Oh my God! : : : : : : We had had a very humiliating public confrontation. There are no more bullets left in that gun. Miss Scarlet Why is that funny? The detective r. Washington? You're not gonna drive home, are you? , Mrs. White He was deranged. From a British Clue jigsaw puzzle. A double negative! Miss Scarlet We're not. : Colonel Mustard [gasps] Miss Scarlet Is that true? Original transcription by: Jack Witzig Plain Text Version The opening credits appear over a sky, growing stormy. : Well, to keep it safe, obviously. Oh? That guy doesn't matter! It should be just off there. Miss Scarlet : Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. Communism is just a red herring. Mr. Green If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious! : In the movie, she is the femme fatale owner of a DC brothel. : : In my journal that year, I made a list of facts about myself, in the style of the ubiquitous Myspace quiz. Colonel Mustard Mrs. White That's one plus two plus *one* plus one. Mrs. White Professor Plum, if it's revealed that you have been implicated not only in adultery with one of your patients, but in her death and the deaths of five other people. : Colonel Mustard [Mrs. Peacock's leaf hat falls off as she gets frustrated with it]. Ha! The police will be here by then and there are two dead bodies in the study! Please submit your video in one of two ways: 1) Email the video directly to jcollura@cdeducation.org 2) If the file is too large to attach to an email, upload it to YouTube and email the link. In the 2000 edition of Cluedo, Miss Scarlett is described as a beautiful, forthright, self-confident yet dangerous woman who has her own agenda, who is able to get what she wants by fair means or foul, and knows how to sweet-talker herself out of trouble. [grabs Professor Plum by the collar, throttling him] Professor Plum Miss Scarlet , I thought men like you were usually called a fruit. : What room's this? Me too. Colonel Mustard : If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! My car broke down and this professor offered to give me a ride. Colonel Mustard : : | I didn't! : : No! : Where are you going this time? Get off me! : She was known as Miss Scarlet in the North American version after 1963. : Never mind about the key, unlock the door! : Miss Scarlet Oh, how do you know what kind of pictures they are if you're such a lay-dee? : From the original CD Rom where Mr. Green Armageddon is almost upon us. Colonel Mustard Clue: On Stage Audition Monologues The following monologues do not have to be memorized, but please familiarize yourself with them. : Miss Scarlet Also used in the Gift and 50th Anniversary editions. Miss Scarlet : [admittedly] : It seems so unnecessary. Miss Scarlet : Professor Plum : Professor Plum : Wadsworth Aren't you gonna tell us? Huh? : He knew that I was a war profiteer. Miss Scarlet : Miss Scarlet We'll all go to the chair. : Miss Scarlet I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to hime when he died, but, he was found dead at home. | I enjoy getting presents from strange men. Miss Scarlet Yes-What? : His secret? 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