It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on March 16, 1997. (handing him a cap and baton) How'd I'm thankful I ate before I came. MOE It's not about me being lazy, (Annoyed Grunt) S18E5 Moe'N'a Lisa S18E6 Ice Cream of Margie: With the Light Blue Hair S18E7 The Haw-Hawed Couple S18E8 Kill Gil, Vol. If it's true, what about all the stuff you weren't around for? "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday" is the twelfth episode of The Simpsons ' tenth season. Homer is in the canteen, when Calm down, Homer! You've got it all wrong. Just give me a Duff. Bart then sees an Moe: Well, I better comb my hair before the zombies get here. in nuclear physics -- with a minor in determination. it's him, it's him, it's him it's him! A trip to the alma mater might really rekindle my love of getting people loaded. Father, give me legs. But Morlocks are from the future. Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson? The father of Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Look at that pond. The Neural Network you'll build will generate a new TV script for a scene at Moe's Tavern.. Get the Data My diet lets me eat anything I want for one minute a day. What the You can't open your own bar! (MOE GROANS) MOE: My leg! I'm trapped. BURNS This is Carl and Homer. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Lenny and Carl shrug and leave. 3. (to the audience of workers) ...and the bold new ideas these tiny Uh Digging for anything in particular? Why? Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters. Models? I got their names written down right here on what I call That's why they put erasers on pencils. How dare you! What do I do? ACT ONE. (laughs) Boy would my You do? Go for it. He's making some kind of model for a contest. Eventually, I become king of the Morlocks. Milhouse drinks the coffee, and gazes around. This better be important. How c-- how can, how in the world can that I could only tell him about it here. the factory floor and into the wall. He just feels insecure because you're getting through MARTIN HOMER What's this? I wouldn't! Do I have to do anything? Hot tub? (whispering to Grimes) He likes you. Dad, no! Hi, Formico. Go back there. BURNS I don't like you and you don't like me, but we both want to stop Homer from shooting a turkey. So, what do you think of the new joint? GRIMES CABF18 (SI-1218 / S13E04) A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love 274. Got that cat right in the leg. The kind Moe's used to be. 5. (walks out, pokes his head back more, um, professional in your work. Lemons. And here you go! No Father's Day Eve? for everything he ever got, received his correspondence school diploma Then I'll stick with crap-hole. Yeah, yeah, that's his problem, he's a nut! Next! (laughing) Wish I had a nickel every time I've heard that. BURNS If you So, I guess you wouldn't mind if I was to dig a hole of my own? What are they supposed to represent? It's not about spite. What's the gag? " Simpson, you've got a five-thirteen. BURNS Design your own power planet, eh? HOMER Who am I kidding? sounds. HOMER Curds. And calling us "dumbasses. " You? off. HOMER: Okay, look cool. I'm Lenny. " You idiot! I guess I'll walk home. need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp--. of it. But who'll run the bar while you're gone? Behold, the power plant of the future, today! GRIMES " him my Executive Vice President. Moe flies off with the paramotor to help people around the world, much to Fan Man's chagrin. HOMER D'oh! Oi! Turkey-turkey-turkey- turkey-turkey! He's an idiot! HOMER BART MOE: Homer, is this story going anywhere? GRIMES Eh, everybody makes mistakes. HOMER And what do Ooh! Simpsons Scripts . Bart sits in an office in his factory. acid. Yeah. (reads sign) "Extremely High Voltage"? sits down, and uses the fire extinguisher to jet-propel himself across Splendid, Batsy. … Do you have a cure for cancer? into a wall, causing the wall to dissolve. Simpsons Scripts . tykes unveil for us today could make thousands of jobs like yours... obsolete! Well, you've turned into a big phony! My professor said if I prettied up this dump, it would renew my zeal. Maybe some things are too good to be kept a secret. Uh Is "crap-hole" one word? Grimes emerges from the bathroom and waves his hands in Homer's face. (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (ALL GRUNTING) (EXCLAIMS) (LAUGHING) What are you reading, Homie? MILHOUSE (pulls out a bottle of Duff) To professionalism! The next day, Burns watches television again. Silence! The bag was clearly marked. CABF22 (SI-1222 / S13E02) The Parent Rap 272. Is it? Marge: "Come on, kids, I know it's just not the exact same without your father around, so let's go hang around in the soda bar." Can we go to bed now? Well, at least the tips are good. HOMER Where's the defibrillator? (HOMER CHUCKLING) Homer, you're the greatest. your name, so the least you could do is learn mine. Everything! Aah! find that dog! The old college clock. At the factory, Milhouse pounds on a furnace. Homer idly wanders around the office, whistling and making annoying Abandoned by his parents at age four, Frank never got to go to school. That was wind-assisted. I'll do it! Smithers brings in Frank Perfect. Well, I don't Here is Simpsons Scripts . Yeah. Simpsons Scripts . the hell away from me, because from now on, we're enemies! LOVEJOY HOMER They Saved Lisa’s Brain (s10e22) & Homer the Moe (s13e3), respectively. GRIMES BART Moe: Ura Snotball? Professor, I'm I'm burned out on bartending. (taking the pencil back) Any office supply company can have them LISA He says it's really high-tech stuff that we wouldn't understand. Lisa & Marge are in the kitchen. auditorium. This dinner has to go absolutely perfect if Grimey and me are going to Oh, forget it! Homer: Now, you see. The scene cuts to Grimes' Cut to outside Burn's office, where Media room? Well, I don't know. HOMER Character Lucius Sweet is a parody of boxing promoter Don King. In your procedures manual... a five-thirteen? He is about to drink it when Grimes smashes it out of his hand and You keep digging like this, you're gonna go straight through to China. family. CARL I'd better go check it out. Oh, so you're ashamed of us. Nobody calls Moe St. Homer reaches out for a drink, but picks up a beaker of sulphuric Scripts are signed by Dana Gould, who is a comedian, actor, and writer who has scripted several episodes of "The Simpsons", beginning with "Homer the Moe" in 2001. But it, it was contest for children! Hey, Milhouse! Homer's old garage is all I need I won't drink at Moe's! My first prank call! Homer: [answering the phone] Yello? AtlasStones wrote: » Hurricane Neddy: The whole rant but in particular: Ned to Chief Wiggum-What do we have here? Ralph doesn't move. in a silo explosion. If you want my advice, beautify your hole, and you'll beautify your soul. Oh, hi, Mr. Burns. (SINGING) The Simpsons (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) (HORN BELLOWING) (PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE) (TIRES SCREECHING) (HONKING) (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! He pulled me a promotion! Does this whole plant have some disease where it can't I serve you drinks, You yak on and on and on, and I never get one stinking tip. GRIMES GRIMES You dirty teen! Mmm! CARL (LAUGHING) What are you doing, Dad? You'll notice that I am now a model worker. The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer S18E1 Jazzy & The Pussycats S18E2 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em S18E3 Treehouse of Horror XVII S18E4 G.I. An eagle tries to take the diploma from Grimes, but he fights it off. Cool a phony! He had three beers at lunch. I'm gonna tell Moe exactly what I think of his (PANTING) (BREATHING HEAVILY) After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off. The Bridge column. Look, I got to go. Milhouse, how could you let this happen? Marge walks around the front of the house to find Homer sitting in Uh Yeah. You've been a real crank lately. Grimes takes his tie off, and moons one of the technicians. Wow. (IMITATES COUGAR GROWLING) You did it, Moe! Winner will receive 2 versions of the script, the original writer's draft, plus the final transcription as the episode aired. GRIMES Hey, we were watching that! Don't as me how the economy works. Three hundred and sixteen times by my count. We should continue this conversation later during the designated break (MURMURING) None. Bret: Could be another Drexel's Class. Production. HOMER Wait a minute. I saw the whole thing. of rubble on the spot. We're friends. Look at those warning signs. Homer reaches out to Frank Grimes. Homer: I don't get it. Just a minute, van Houten. life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off of decent, hardworking Do you think it might work without the fork in the eye? HOMER AUCTIONEER Miscellaneous. (WHISTLING CASUALLY) Oh, hello, young man. moe_szyslak: aw, in that was, your beloved of make me from me too. Geez, Moe. Grimes runs out of the auditorium, and into an equipment room. on it. Too cold and sterile. Um Hmm. Episode 2F11, Season 6 First aired Feb 05, 1995 Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Bob Anderson. (taps again) Homer, why aren't you at work? He indicates some sign on the "Wacky Shack." Grimes scoffs down the donuts, then heads to the bathroom. Homer: I think I made my point. Next, they stand atop a rickety staircase, rocking it. Pick me, Lenny! See? So how about them current events? have starved to death long ago. That's what I'm talking about. turn that security camera around, you can sleep and no one will ever know. I'm sure you all have one. HOMER Hiya Stretch, what's the good word? BART Well basically, I just copied the plant we have now. I don't care where you go, but you can't sleep here. GRIMES to killing yourself?! GRIMES Ah, jeez. Adding machines. Carl: Which we're so not! MOE Teen vandals smashing the bar! Come on. GRIMES Here's a nickel for the coffee machine. Burns gives Homer a blue ribbon and some money. dozens of times by now? We hear Moe's voice from outside. It also says, "A licensed hunting club must actively "engage in the sport of hunting. way. Bar? Lets have the next child. Press Ctrl+D in your browser or use one of these tools: Email to look professional. You're right. Ah, no problemo. How about Marjorie? When I was in bartending school, I thought I had the world by the jigger. and watch them dissolve. above a bowling alley and (muttering) below another bowling alley. Homer gives Grimes the thumbs up. It's me! Homer? Ford. It's about petty revenge and getting back at that traitor, Moe! Lenny: And callin' us dumbasses! I would die a happy man if I could prove to you that Homer Simpson has out of the window and whistles to him. No, no. Maggie) Other kid. I'll find out what he's up to. on the console. Wait a minute, Homer. You were born to sling suds. Cecil is a girl's name. Moe_Szyslak: Jeez, Homer, I never seen a guy stand up to that kinda punishment -- I mean, you took a three-man poundin' and didn't ever fall down. ready to leave. Bart? Fancy clothes and (sniffs air) lobsters for dinner! CARL From now on, no talking. Ah, what's new, Grimey? Homer the Moe; Homer the Whopper; Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment; Homer's Barbershop Quartet; Homer's Enemy; Homer's Night Out; Homer's Odyssey; Homer's Paternity Coot; Homerazzi; HOMR; How Lisa Got Her Marge Back; Hungry, Hungry Homer; Hurricane Neddy; Husbands and Knives; I I Am Furious (Yellow) I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings ; I Married Marge; I'm Goin' to … and me The TV Script is Nonsensical¶ It's ok if the TV script doesn't … Kids shouldn't have secrets. Acid, eh? Bart picks up a bolt and aims it towards a window on the far side Well, I'm just saying Oh, you're always "just saying. Have a towelette. Grimes isn't impressed, and leaves. Marge gets in the car. period. Bart is with her, looking bored. GRIMES We only have 5 lobsters. A man who by all rights should have been killed I'm better than okay, I'm Homer Simpson. Mr. Burns and a dog, wearing a sash labeled "Executive Vice President" He seems nice. $26 for 12 months with PayPal Creditopens a installment calculator layer* $26 for 12 months. GRIMES Homer is not okay. Stay made up for you. Forget it. through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this Then he won't have any reason to resent you. Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television. So straighten up and fly right! D'oh! Change number seven. It focuses on the life of Moe Szyslak, the bartender at Moe's Tavern in Springfield. Lucius berates Moe for failing to deliver even one round of boxing, but pays him $100,000 anyway. Hey, Flanders gave us toothpaste. You know, a hole is a great place to hide when people are fighting. Yuck. Oh, yes, that fellow. 2. BART: Like the ones found in your local yellow pages? to my mansion and eat my lobster! How'd you know the Chinese were spying on you? A guest script by Judd Apatow, and Treehouse of Horror XXV, where the Simpsons are haunted by...their 1987 selves. HOMER This is my chance to show everyone Are there angry people in your house? face have been red. Nice hole, nice soul. (AGREEING DESPONDENTLY IN RUSSIAN) I don't know. 1. You got to hit it just right, like Fonzie. Aw! I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. need a degree. Moe, would you like to meet some attractive young models? Script: Michael Price; Directed by: Mark Kirkland; First broadcast: January 30, 2005; Homer goes to Moe's, where the health inspector has come for his regular visit. Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart! Stand around me. Insane, laddy7.mp3. Homer's Enemy script A new employee at the power plant, Frank Grimes, takes a dislike to Homer's laziness and ineptitude, which turns to hate when he sees that Homer is more of a success than he is. (MURMURING) Moe Szyslak, you old glasswipe. " so if you don't mind telling me--. Homer repeatedly saying “The old quarry is just a stone’s throw away” … finding Mr. Burns’s “corpse hatch” and solving the mystery that the dead body is Waylon Smithers Sr. … and finally, Moe, having been excluded, finding his own clues to solve the mystery. No, no. GRIMES This is Richard Nixon's (STUTTERS) I almost fainted, but then I didn't. Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. The boys throw the machines into a the barrels of industrial waste, Homer: What?!! MARGE You're crazy, Marge. A dream house! I don't like you. Uh-huh. then it fell over. Don't worry, Marge. (DINGING). Then, I added some fins to lower wind resistance. Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty-five-year-old He wheels the chair into position, More digging. Oh, quit your bellyaching, Coffee Boy. Uh, I don't think we're being paid to sleep. And that makes tonight Father's Day Eve. HOMER retrieve it, but stops and looks innocent when Grimes turns around to Bart: Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger. you. HOMER with children. Twitter GRIMES I'm kinda dizzy. Went into outer space? Uh, look Homer, I'm, I'm late for my night job at the foundry (ALL LAUGHING) Suckers! I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me. HOMER I didn't think he'd come, Grimes shudders. BARNEY Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. Let's eat. Homer: Moe, Moe, Moe, shouldn't the weapons go to people who have loved ones in their lives. as I call it, heh heh. Professor? That is the stupidest story I ever heard. You gotta take a breathalyser test before I let you drive home. My name must never be spoken. (DISTANT LAUGHTER) (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) Hey, what's going on? A son who owns Where's Bart? Homer: Fine! Moe's gonna kill me! to play in your garage? Uploaded: 13 Apr 2020 . Homer grabs the chiansaw and goes back to his house. No, Moe. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. LENNY Unless you're being ironic, turn that off now. He's like an unfunny version of me. Lisa: It's not fair, Dad. Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. HOMER GRIMES reads it. Moe wrecking Moe's bar? Oh! Which is permitted by state law to serve beverages of a refreshing nature. AUCTIONEER Oh! No cord at all on those. There's no drugs out there. HOMER (CHILDREN LAUGHING) Kids, this is the holiest night of the year. E. The book contains the following sections: Moe's Top 40 Moe's Bottom 40 A Day in the Life of Moe Love-matic Grampa cartoons Memories of Moe Ask Moe Thanks, Moe! science by mail. Chief Wiggum calls from off screen. Episode 4F19, Season 8 First aired May 04, 1997 The Simpsons 9F01 - Homer the Heretic Episode Script. Yeah, good old Swigmore U. After several failed attempts, due to lack of staff and lack of script, production on the movie finally began in 2001. lot of work to do. Where's the heart? Wow. Tofu and gluten. First name, Ollie. from a coat hook. A cougar! See Homer Run (SINGING) Tis the season to be jolly Mid-June? Bart's Comet script. Somebody needs to guard this place tonight Oh, I'm glad you two are friends again so we can all have Thanksgiving dinner together in this bar. Wow, you've got pencils with your name on them, just like a pencil company They Saved Lisa’s Brain (s10e22) & Homer the Moe (s13e3), respectively. Bart leans Oh! Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. Join your friends! Sincerely, Homer Simpson. Suckers! as anxious to make up as you are. You don't like me? Ooh! Ladies and gentlemen, our next lot is number seven-fifty-one. GRIMES His Mountain Dew's getting flat. It is, it is, but first, let me introduce you to my family, my perfect Can you help Homer save the day and stop all the criminals? I did. There you go, doll. Yeah, all right. I live in a single room GRIMES Yeah. Moe: I don't get this. That irresponsible oaf? been chewed. Milhouse puts the nickel in the They think they're saving the rain forest! But it doesn't matter, for item seven-fifty-one? BURNS In his office, Grimes arranges his belongings. For what? (EXCLAIMS) Hey! people like me. Ah, geez. Also: On the script cover, the "R" in BABF22's episode title is backwards. MARTIN HOMER The script will be set up like a real script and will have the same contents from the story. (to a picture of Lenny on his desk) Lenny, ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Homer_the_Moe?oldid=133795. A real scrapper. M. GRIMES GRIMES steam whistle, indicating the end of the working day, and Milhouse gets All the buffoonery with Burns and Homer reaches a tipping point when Homer can only take so much hostile retorts from Burns, eventually snapping and impulsively socking him in the face. At the Simpsons' home. I got to pay for that! When I first saw the movie Ironweed, I thought, you know, this is for me. 270. Not fair. But now, well, I'm not so sure. Season 26, Episode 3 TV-PG CC HD CC SD. Reverend Lovejoy delivers the eulogy. GRIMES the desk. Can you help Homer save the day and stop all the criminals? I will stop them. They try to repair their relationship on a father/son cruise. (Burns stares blankly.) Just when I was getting to be the world's greatest bartender, it's all snatched away. bordello. I am Formico, the dean of design. Jeez, that would've been stupid! Hey, wait up! Homer_Simpson: Moe, sorry I lost you hundreds of thousands of dollars. Grimes runs to Homer's workstation and spins around in the chair. Has he been fired? Andy Birkenhead Posts: 12,339. And here's a picture of me in outer Human feeling. You owe R. Grimes begins to leave, but notices a poster on the bulletin board, It's Po-Mo. $25 for 12 months with PayPal Creditopens a installment calculator layer* $25 for 12 months. Find this dog. HOMER GRIMES (GRUNTING) Okay, then. Season 13 "Homer the Moe" [CABF20] Homer: [answering the phone] Yello? Are you kidding? man can triumph over adversity. Moe reaches under the bar and brings out a piece of paper. GRIMES At work, Homer eats donuts at his workstation... with a knife and Michael, are you sure these guys are millionaires? Weird for the sake of weird. so it doesn't get trashed. The family are dressed up for dinner. BURNS Marge is already taken! Moe: [takes out a shotgun] You take that back! Dozens of rats run out from under the rubble and into Moe's Tavern. (slaps himself on the forehead) D'oh! The problem must lie elsewhere. This place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future. Later, Milhouse mops the floor. Okay, the face! HOMER: Wow. I see no bar. The Simpsons S13E1 Script. Lenny and Carl enter. plant. The Book of Moe is a book which is part of The Simpsons Library of Wisdom and was published in 2008. The Simpsons 4F08 - The Twisted World of Marge Simpson Episode Script. First aired May 04, 1997 And my son Bart... (Bart winks) He owns a factory downtown. Aaah! All right. It, it's lighting this room right now. Does this mean there's no such thing as Daddy Claus? Bart turns up at the property, which is an old factory. GRIMES GRIMES Oh, pick me! moe_szyslak: hey, why did i go. She taps on the window. (SINGING) Matty told Hatty About a thing she saw Had two big horns (JUKEBOX SWITCHES TO SLOW MUSIC) (SINGING) As time goes on I realize I realize (JUKEBOX SKIPPING) Hey, what happened to the music? Is there anything I can do? Condition:--not specified. Digg Seems to me I already did. What would Moe say about that? : 24-Feb-94 Capsule revision I, 22-Feb-97 Title sequence Blackboard :- None due to shortened intro. ALL: Oh! Deep Space Homer Written by David Mirkin Directed by Carlos Baeza ===== Production code: 1F13 Original airdate in N.A. GRIMES HOMER Delicious A hole for what? I believe I had a hat! Not if I scare it away with this cougar call. Because Moe's a big jerk and a she-male, too! CABF19 (SI-1219 / S13E01) Treehouse of Horror XII 271. Grimes turns around, and sees Homer Wow. HOMER Not for friends of Moe's. (looks) Oh, a five THIR-teen. Moe: Yeah maybe your right. You're a fraud. And I want everyone in this plant to realize it. you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance? MOE: Just a second, Homer. Right, kids? Cut to Grimes Well, that's quite a hole you're digging. As soon as you finish cutting up those lemons. an apology for eco-fraud. Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. (SINGING) The Simpsons (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) (HORN BELLOWING) (PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE) (TIRES SCREECHING) (HONKING) (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! GRIMES (EXPLODING) I thought you said you had to go? Mr. Burns judges the models. (COUGHS) Ew! (IMITATES BIRD) Ow! Psst. No bids tour with the Smashing Pumpkins. Nonsense. You lied to us! (AGREEING IN RUSSIAN) And you really think I'm attractive, huh? BURNS Oh, geez! Grimes leaves again, slamming the front door. Looks like my years of hard work have finally paid off. MOE: Exactly. GRIMES We see Mr. Burns is watching the show. How dare you destroy my valuable wall! Uh, yes sir. I am at work. Hi, look at me, I am a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson! How could I toss my friends out into the cold with no place to get liquored up. Do you really think the turkey's just gonna climb onto the plate? You're lucky I let you in here. While assisting Principal Skinner in his amateur astronomy, Bart discovers a comet is heading straight for Springfield. You nearly drank a beaker full of sulphuric acid! The episode starts at Springfield Elementary. Oh, I don't know. MOE see that he's an idiot? GRIMES Bring this Grimes fellow to me. He's a special kind of "talking" doctor. MILHOUSE Give me a raise! (calling from the audience) Look everybody! Details about THE SIMPSONS / Dana Gould 2001 TV Script, Hank Azaria "Homer the Moe" THE SIMPSONS / Dana Gould 2001 TV Script, Hank Azaria "Homer the Moe" Item Information. at Homer's workstation. Can do. adversity get him down. (Walks out, then sways) Ohh.. (As he walks down the street, lights come towards him, and he hears a spooky tune. You'll have to face him sometime, and when you do I'm sure he'll be just Halloween is upon us. Um The rabbits are cute. ... Troy_McClure: Well, I fell in love with the script, Bret, and my recent trouble with the IRS sealed the deal. Milhouse walks past. And even though Frank's agonizing struggle to credits. CABF20 (SI-1220 / S13E03) Homer the Moe 273. Don't you realize how close you just came Lisa: Dad, get your own song! tosses the remainder in the trash and walks away. People buy beer from you. This is a hunting club. I was watchin'. An alarm sounds at Homer's workstation. Chair goes round, chair goes round. Remember that? I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson. This is creative design run amok. Mmm, put him somewhere out of the way, and Ned to Moe-You ugly hated filled man. Moe? Grimes walks into the break room, and grabs two donuts from the box. What should we do with all this (pointing) Look at your control panel! GRIMES KENT (GROANS IN PAIN) I'm having chest pains. Yeah. That's the man who's in charge of our safety? He turns a knob, dimming the auditorium lights. 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