Auction barker So if we make Butters up to look like a dog... That is the dumbest idea you guys have ever come up with! Robert T. Pooner Presents A Pooner Pictures Production Cartman: Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked by the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion. Script Portal; Games Portal; Merchandise Community. Wait a minute. Huh nice attempt, ninja! I, I can't sell to anyone under eighteen without parents' permission. This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! Stan Now remember, Butters, when you get to the vet's office, you need to stay down on all fours and- Butters, listen!! And my powerful nunchakus make me into Bunroku. Daijobu? Time for you to pay! Uh, we'd love to hang out guys, but we have important secret work to do. What I Learned Today "Perhaps there is … Assistant. This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down! AWESOM-O (Original Airdate: 4/14/04) I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. We've got a lot of knives for sale here. Okay, uh, you need to have your parents here when you buy them, though. Yeah, let's just go return them and get our money back. We're outta here! Mel Gibson was right, Kyle. Okay. South Park is more spread out these days. But now both of you shall feel the power of my Web of Holding! We don't have time for that, dude! I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Huh nice attempt, ninja! Get your money back!" They'll be so jealous. Why do people have to keep reminding us of what we don't have?! It's secret ninja stuff. You can't keep making up new powers! Stills of the episode are shown] I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change! Aw man, now every douchebag in town has a weapon! Listen, doucher! Randy Marsh We'll go back to the fair and return them. Stop dude! If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Why do people have to keep reminding us of what we don't have?? Cartman (now without his AWESOM-O costume) is forced to watch it too. From the n-n-, from the nn-, from the nn-. Somebody threw a ninja star in that poor puppy's eye? So if we make Butters up to look like a dog,... That is the dumbest idea you guys have ever come up with! Nurse We've got a lot of knives for sale here. HighJewElfKing; SilasGreaves12; Cryptar; ... "Good Times with Weapons" "Up the Down Steroid" "The Passion of the Jew" "You Got F'd in the A" "AWESOM-O" ... South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Kyle This page is a gallery for images from Season Eight's "Good Times with Weapons". The set includes brief audio commentaries by Parker and Stone for each episode. All right. Mayor McDaniels They'll be so jealous. Well, could you be a sweetie and take that pie over there to the Thomsons. Lame! Behold. 12/04/2002. Hm, this doesn't seem to be the right way. Come, ninjas, let's go. Hyeah, "they're not that cool." We wanna get one of each of these ninja weapons. Hyaaaaah! When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Butters! Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues. Come on, little fella. Let me try it. If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened. Taisetsu no mono protect my balls! I told you, Bulrog has lots and lots of powers. Darkness falls as the humans beg their King to save them. It's all right, Kyle. Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by. This episode originally aired on March-17-2004. All right. Butters Uuuh, Chef, you haven't seen Butters around, have you? You have to take me to the hospital! Don't worry, Kyle. I guess parents don't give a crap about violence if there's sex things to worry about. It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals. Looking like a small city now. Add a photo to this gallery Story Elements "Let's Fighting Love" • Professor Chaos • Media Images • Script • Watch Episode Release South Park: The Complete Eighth Season Don't worry, Kyle. Enough! Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with! My ninja sense is telling me we might be heading in the wrong direction. I, I can't sell to anyone under eighteen without parents' permission. Doctor We don't have time for that, dude! I have the power to have all the powers I want. I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. “Good Times With Weapons” (Season 8, Episode 1) A master class in animation, at least by South Park standards. Take the Quiz: South Park - Good Times With Weapons. Right on the other side of the fairgrounds. Yeah, Butters. Hyeah, "they're not that cool." Now! You can't keep making up new powers! Hyeah. Get back here. Cartman pulls out a small firecracker and tosses it on the ground before Kyle and cackles softlyv: Kyle [stops so he doesn't get hurt and glares] Stop it, Cartman! Wait, wait, wait what about the veterinarian? Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming. Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with! We don't have a choice, Kyle. I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. From now on you only get to have. That was awesome! We have come to return the weapons we purchased. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas? I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change! Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons? Ho man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! I'll use my special power to see into the future and find out where we should head next. Go ahead and scramble it, then he won't remember it was us. Come on, guys. He's just wandering around aimlessly. Hey, what are you children doin' with those weapons? Directed by Trey Parker. Come on. I'd ex. The life of a ninja is complex and full of peril. Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! From now on you only get to have ONE power! Unfortunately for this little fella, I'm a people doctor. Enjoy! Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! Hey you guys, you know what we should do? So what is it?! Behold. If you can. One of the knives on display looks like a "Klingon" knife (called "D'k tahg") from Star Trek. Uuuh, Chef, you haven't seen Butters around, have you? A dark lonely shadow of a person-. It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, April Stewart. We'll go back to the fair and return them. Wowee! I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction! Looks like we have a sworn enemy, you guys. This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down! Now you are a chicken! Oh yeah?! Wake ga wakaranai Okay, hang on guys. Aw dude, crap. I thought you told me your parents were dead. Mr. Garrison Aw man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! The life of a ninja is complex and full of peril. Goddamn, that's like the twelfth time that's worked. Yeah, that it, Cartman! We should each buy a weapon, and then we'll be like ninjas. So long, children! Professor Chaos •. South Park Is Gay (s07e08) Good Times With Weapons (s08e01) Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes (s08e09; cameo) Die Hippie, Die (s09e02) ... Skeeter's Bar and Cocktails since at least Season 13 - before then, it was known only as the Bar, or the South Park Bar. Jimmy My mom took me to see Mel Gibson's movie. And my powerful nunchakus make me into Bounaku. We're in this together, Craig! Best we call the animal shelter. Just humor them. Throw your nunchakus away. You take him to the hospital and let your mom find out what happened. All right! We need more fur over here. For me though, the best part was the focus on Kenny in this episode - he's an awesome character who's been slowly hazed out over the last few years, so it's great to see him making a comeback, and now he's funnier than ever! We need more fur over here. These are real authentic weapons from the Far East. You wouldn't make a very good ninja. They'll never know what we bought. We should go show our weapons to Craig and those guys. Here's a quick quiz on "Good Times With Weapons", in which the boys get into trouble with ninja weapons they buy at the … A noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard. All right! Mel Gibson was right, Kyle. Dude! Butters must have made it to the hospital. The boys walk along a fairway. Oooh, Butters, are you going out to play again? I'm afraid I wouldn't know how. "Up the Down Steroid", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park ' s eighth season, was released on a three-disc DVD set in the United States on August 29, 2006. Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the... penis! It's hopeless, dude! 10 questions, rated Average. I'm a lost soul. The residence of the one called... Craig. You can't pass through this area until you defend your honor! We're trying to help you, Goddamnit! I have the power to have all the powers I want. Professor Chaos cannot be stopped! But you know damn well that your Jewish blood won't let you. You could put somebody's eye out. All right, dickhole! You pretty much nailed Cartman’s name, but here’s the full anime rundown, as it appears in the script for “Good Times With Weapons“: • Bulrog (Cartman) – A tough, brut Ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicating the world from Hippies. You don't understand what my mom will do to me if she finds out I was playing with weapons! Veterinarian What about the veterinarian? I grow weary of your foolishness. We're outta here! Clyde Go ahead, Kyle. [The game starts with an epic dark fantasy movie-style cutscene and Cartman's voiceover.] Well, I've gotta get to the fairgrounds. Enough! All right, ninjas! The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star. Eric Cartman Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Jimmy Valmer Timmy Burch Nathan Nancy Mr. Mackey Ryan Valmer Sarah Valmer Liane Cartman Michael Michael's parents Barry Bonds Mark McGuire Special Olympics host Special Olympics coaches Special Olympics volunteers Various Special Olympics Participants Story Elements Timmy Burch • Jimmy Valmer • Eric Cartman • Nancy • Nathan • "Push It to … Townspeople Well, could you be a sweetie and take that pie over there to the Thomsons. This is why Jews can't be ninjas! Admins. 3. Nyanyanyanyanyaaa nya! Time for you to pay! It's hopeless, dude! No, Butters. Stream free episodes and clips, play games, create an avatar and go behind-the-scenes of … And now I will use my power to... Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa, ha! Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the -penis! All our parents are there. Well, let's see how he likes the icy blasts from my nunchakus Sokuromoto! These are real authentic weapons from the Far East. I'd ex. Now! Dude, we're like the coolest kids in the whole state! Okay, hang on guys. Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by. Get back here. South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. By now our parents probably. I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers. Our parents are gonna kill us, and you, if they found out that we bought these! Because my cloak is made of a ...titanium alloy that shields me from heat! Roger Wait, wait, wait. Professor Chaos cannot be stopped! Are you ... nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies? Development on South Park: The Game as it was initially known, ... Trey soon began writing the game's script, ... a superhero outfit, weapon, and a special attack featuring Mysterion, as well as a similar pack based on the episode "Good Times With Weapons", featuring Balrog. Hold on you guys. Go ahead and try. Aw dude, crap. So long, children! South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. Dude, we're like the coolest kids in the whole state! Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming. No, can't say that I have. Craig's not gonna tell on us. He's just wandering around aimlessly. Now we just gotta sneak him into town. Boku ga warui so let's fighting... Because my cloak is made of a... titanium alloy that shields me from heat! Linda Stotch Okay okay, calm down, Butters! We, we're brothers, see, and our parents... died in a car accident last year. Let me try it. Hey hey let's go kenka suru I'll use my special power to see into the future and find out where we should head next. Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons? Hey, you guys, you know what we should do? Good Times with Weapons/Script; P Pre-School/Script; Q Quest for Ratings/Script; S Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes/Script; Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset/Script; T The Jeffersons/Script; The Passion of the Jew/Script; U ... South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Come on and take a look, folks. "South Park" Good Times with Weapons (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Yeah. Craig's not gonna tell on us. 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