I want to see both of you after class. Your third bowl. No, you don't understand. I really tried this time. Mrs. Krabappel: Are you aware that there is a major exam tomorrow on colonial America? REP. BART GORDON (D), TENNESSEE: It looks to me like the government has gotten the cops and robbers confused here. Both arms. It's Gorilla Week on Million Dollar Movie. How good could it be? Towerto destroy it, but instead he is distracted by the H.I.V.E Tower's awesomeness! Temporary loss of vision? I heard that, Bart Jr. I passed! Bart's got his vision back! 1 Videos 1.1 The Simpsons Christmas Special 1.2 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 1 1.3 Bart Wars - The Simpsons Strike Back 1.4 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 2 1.5 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 3 1.6 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 4 1.7 Christmas with the Simpsons 1.8 The Simpsons: Crime and Punishment 1.9 The Dark Secrets of the Simpsons 1.10 The … Soon you'll be ready to try it with a real book. Is there anything you haven't told us? I don't know why I should care... but the information that you just received is erroneous. All right! Homer: (babbling nonsense) Hey! To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. It's about these pirates... with patches over their eyes and shiny gold teeth. The little tiger tries so hard. All right, take one and pass the rest back. A 12 on state capitals! (spits it out in disgust), [The scene cuts to Homer tapping Bart's test on the refrigerator]. A teacher strike, a power failure. Find an egghead and pump him for some answers. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on April 15, 1990. Oh, no, I can't believe it. Okay. Okay, don't panic. 1 view. Well, maybe just one more hour. The Crepes of Wrath The Crepes of Wrath is the eleventh episode of The Simpsons first season. Mischief varies inversely with proximity to the authority figure. The gas and water plants are closed. Mrs. Krabappel: Please turn in your exam, Bart. Transcript (The video begins with Mario walking alone in the darkness) . Bart: Yes, ma'am. It could be the best thing to happen to you. How are you doing? Yes, dear? There's a desk under that junk. I truly believed you were … Please turn in your exam, Bart. Bring the TV up. This is the end of the road. Home. My Bart is Lost. You know our district psychiatrist, Dr. J. Loren Pryor. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I said little help. Now I know how Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity in 1754. Twitter Facebook Hide! What's the matter, son? Lisa: I agree with Bart. Who cares about some test? Crisis brings out the best in you. That reminds me. Bart: (anxiously) You think you could grade it now, please? "Their destination was...." Marge, come take a look at this. Bravo, Martin. He's pathetic. Bart failed his last four exams. "Could they make decisions that Americans could support? Hurry up, or it'll get that skin. Do you feel pain in your arm? It's gonna be hell. Very well, you've made your point. What is it, Bart? Now your prayers have been answered. Think, Simpson! Bart: Yes, ma'am. All right! Can you crash the bus? So in conclusion, on a scale of I to 10... 10 being the highest, I the lowest, and 5 average, I give it... a 9. Soup's on! No. ", That from that equal creation, they derive rights--. We're proud of you. Mrs. Krabappel: (comforts Bart) There, there. 7F03: Bart Gets An F 7F04: Treehouse Of Horror 7F05: Dancin' Homer 7F06: Bart The Daredevil 7F07: Bart Vs. Thanksgiving 7F08: Dead Putting Society 7F09: Itchy And Scratchy And Marge 7F10: Bart Gets Hit By A Car 7F11: One Fish Two Fish Blowfish Blue Fish 7F12: The Way We Was 7F13: Homer V Lisa 8 Commandment 7F14: Bart's Dog Gets An F I know. 0:11. Come on, fellows, to the arcade! D'oh! This is got to build up a lot of good jokes, and it does. Geeks sit in the front. I got a D minus! Morning, girls. I know you're faking it. What a question! I understand. I said little help. Bleech! Homer! Sorry, I can't do it on purpose. The first Congress faced a difficult job. Just tape my lunch … Oh, absolutely brilliant! I was never one to back away from a snowball fight. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Mrs. Krabappel: You just demonstrated applied knowledge. Cowabunga! Rise and shine, little guy. Bad Santa's Little Helper! Mrs. Krabappel: Blablahblblah blahblahblablahblah? Bart, it's past your bedtime. We all know it. This is a classic case of what laymen refer to as "fear of failure.". Good morning, world! Test. Hand me your paper. Bart: (crying) No, you don't understand. Then I'll sit down. Stabbing pains in my stomach. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. Find an egghead and pump him for some answers. He obviously got it wrong. ", That from that equal creation, they derive rights--. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. Deadly mothballs. I passed! Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement. Look, John Hancock's writing his name in the snow! In "Bart Gets an F", he tells him that if Bart does not shape up he may have to repeat the fourth grade. Yo, little help! I'm sorry, Bart. Look at these results: 55, 42, 26. Deadly mothballs. I'll go first. I passed! No, Dad, I should really-- Gorilla the Conqueror. I really tried. Bart of the Night. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. On September 15, 1620, separatists from the Church of England... some living in Holland, left Plymouth, England. I've been failing a lot of tests recently. This is as good as I can do, and I still failed. It's Gorilla Week on Million Dollar Movie. 14 – Bart Gets an F by Steven Sklansky Well its is the start of season 2 of the Simpsons and episode 1 is called Bart Gets an F. Find out what the school is planning on doing with Bart if he can’t pass the forth grade. I didn't want to interfere with a ball in play. Bring the TV up. After dinner, it's down to business. They'll hold me back if I don't shape up. Remember to take a break if your arms go numb! Just because he's different. Try again, if you dare! We have to clean up this room. I tried this time. That goes for school and church too. I'll put it on the refrigerator. Now I drive the school bus! Well, that's just.... Oh, what a glorious day! What was the name the pilgrim's boat? What about that history test? Is it ready? Yes, ma'am. Pushing a boy into the girls' lavatory was such a thrill! Bart is an underachiever, yet he seems to be.... One of his problems is a short attention span. We have time for one more report. Bart: Be quiet, Nathan, me and Lisa don't have to rub it in, you got so mad you got an F and got grounded by your parents. Life's too short! I got a D minus! I mean, think about it: Homer in space. No? SO1 E08: Black Lives Matter – Mississauga Protest In this special episode, we listen in to the voices at a recent protest in part of the Black Lives Matter movement and the recent murder of George Floyd. Take. If he was a history teacher, he should get fired. Mrs. Krabappel: I know, I know, another year together. And you owe him big. Life's too short! Bart Attack He D'oh!-lested Me. It's me, Homer! Now your prayers have been answered. Analog Indulgence 186 views. Help me get a passing grade. Minerva will play Ariel. Class is over. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Bart_Gets_an_%22F%22?oldid=149699. That's another F. Bart: (very upset.) But he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together. Transcript; Add translations ... Promo | 1990 | WZDX 54 Huntsville Alabama | Bart Night Thursday - Duration: 0:11. Make it cappuccino chocolate fudge. 1 Contents 1.1 "Bart Gets an "F"" 1.2 "Simpson and Delilah" 1.3 "Treehouse of Horror" 1.4 "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish" 1.5 "Dancin' Homer" 1.6 "Dead Putting Society" 1.7 "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" 1.8 "Bart the Daredevil" 1.9 "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 1.10 "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" 1.11 "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" 1.12 "The Way We … All right, let's take care of some business. Adrianna gets ungrounded for making a video out of davidcomedian1991 File:Adrianna Jumps Into Her Laptop And Gets Grounded File:Adrianna Kills The Bubble Guppies And Get Grounded I got a D minus! You made the job pretty easy. See the fear? In class, the phrase ``repeat the fourth grade'' echos through Bart's head as he slips into a daydream. I don't know. Come on, fellows, to the arcade! Bart failed his last four exams in History. Thanking you in advance, your pal, Bart Simpson. Look at my eyes. All right, let's take care of some business. Then it's a deal? Well, that's just.... Oh, what a glorious day! Home. Look at those funny little whiskers. Padz, which is a parody of the reality show MTV Cribs, takes its … Twitter Facebook Thanks, Dad, but part of this D minus belongs to God. Did you know that there's a test on colonial America tomorrow? I'll do better! Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast! Your third bowl. One of his problems is a short attention span. Add page description. Richard laughed milk through his nose. But maybe you'll get lucky. You're not. Read Transcript (auto-generated) BartWelcome back, guys, to another episode of The More Life Podcast, I’m excited that you […] You did! [Mrs. Krabappel skims through the history textbook]. Proud of it. You did! And look at me, man. Mrs. Krabappel: Blahblah … Oh, no. Whoa! This is the final straw! Bart: Yes, ma'am. A couple more games and I'll hit the books. Why does he keep failing? My recommendation is for Bart to repeat the fourth grade. The name of the book that I read was Treasure lsland. I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone can do it, you can. Bart: (sobs) Oh, you know, 1754, the famous defeat to the French. I got an A on my vocabulary test. An elderly Ms. Krabappel asks an adult Bart, ``What was the pirate's name in
?'' Why'd they leave England? Let go! The Spirit of St. Louis. Do you want to be held back a grade? Hurry up, or it'll get that skin. I'll go first. Straighten up and fly right? Time to hit the books. Hide! The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening that started in 1989, and is still running as of 2017, making it the longest running animated sitcom. I wish I had amoria phlebitis. Who's up for a cram session? September in Springfield. I've been failing a lot of tests recently. No! I need your help. Robin infiltrates the H.I.V.E. I got held back in the fourth grade. It is also the most viewed episode in Simpsons history, with over 33 million households watching the premiere. Throw me the ball, Poindexter. I do. Synopsis. The following is a list of the episode titles and summaries of FOX's longest-running animated sitcom The Simpsons, centered on a dysfunctional yellow-skinned family living in the unreachable city of Springfield and trying to deal with modern life. (kisses Mrs. Krabappel on the cheek and runs out with his test, cheering) I passed! Bart: (gasps eagerly) I passed! From now on, you sit in the back row. Key to My Bart. Marge: Well, maybe it would help him to be left back. But if I go to school tomorrow, I'll fail and be held back. I'm dumb as a post. Twice. They laugh at me? This is the final straw! I heard that, Bart Jr. I passed! Oh, dear, I've heard of this. All right, class, the topic is world literature. I thought we had a deal. [Marge murmurs with concern, end of at 1]. I have nothing of value. It's only fair. Mrs. Krabappel: Well, a 59. Homer: No! It's so unfair. I don't know the rules of your sport. Mr. and Mrs Simpson I believe you know our district psychiatrist, Dr. J. Loren Pryor. Bart Gets an F; Bart Gets Drunk; Bart gets Expelled; Bart Gets Hit by a Car (CGI) Bart Gets Hit by a Car (Springfield Animals episode) ... Bart's Loud Tantrum (transcript) Bart's new friend; Bart's new girlfriend; Bart's Nightmare; Bart's Not-Real-Awesome Adventure; Bart's Play Day; Bart's revenge; Bart tries to study for an important test while outside the rest of Sprinfield celebrates the snow The first Congress faced a difficult job. Mrs. Krabappel: Are you aware that there is a major exam tomorrow on colonial America? 80 Bobs From Silverlake. But maybe you'll get lucky. You're right. Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel. And due to the difficulty (she takes back his test and marks it again before giving it back to him) and relative obscurity of the reference, you deserve an extra point on your exam. Stay away! That's closed too. Analog Indulgence 186 views. Damn thing never goes over, does it? Bart catches a three-eyed fish (named Blinky) in the river by the power plant and it makes headlines.State nuclear inspectors find numerous safety violations, and order Mr. Burns to fix them OR ELSE the plant will be closed down. VENTURA: There you go. Sausgaelover 99,s favourtie TV show is The Simpsons Add a photo to this gallery To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. Here you go, Mrs. Krabappel. Where'd they land? Granny's kissing me! What was the pirate's name in Treasure lsland, Bart Simpson? Bart: (still crying) This is as good as I could do, and I still failed! NASA’s ratings as well as their funding is going down the toilet, so they decide to find the everyman to send up into space to get more viewers. Mrs. Krabappel: Oh, sure, that'll be the day. I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone can do it, you can. "Chapter One: A Dream of Freedom." Walk away. I didn't want to interfere with a ball in play. I got a D minus! Bart Gets an F [] Mrs. Krabappel: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term.Are you aware of that? It won't be so bad. Is this a book report or a witch hunt? Bart, you're gonna miss your bus. The granddaddy of them all. The-Simpsons-You Only Move Twice Script (1).pdf Report ; Share. (Pushes Yakko) Minerva: Bart, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Homer! Cool, history's coming alive. Sunny Acapulco. I want a beer while I'm caring. Is there anything you haven't told us? Relax, man. Twice. Did I mention it was written by Robert Louis Stevenson? I'd always considered myself rather popular. Homer: No! Who's up for a cram session? You can't hold me back. I've got my bases covered. Get off the bus and forever hold your peace, little dudes. Think, Simpson! You can't hold me back! Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn't me! Not the sports section! This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario's Spicy Day .. Come closer. Take that, granny! Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report. Let's have a look at your study area. Yes, ma'am. BLAGOJEVICH: Real quick, the governor of Virginia gets an F in American history. Just because he's different. Why is that? Yakko: Ahem. I passed! I truly believed you were Hemingway. Bart, I warned you. Last night, you prayed for this. I got a test I'm not ready for. You reached the level of ungrateful grandchild. Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement. Bart, there will be no more further interruptions during Martin's book report. Try again, if you dare! I was re-watching my favorite episodes yesterday, and decided to … Lisa: Oowww! As emotionally crippling as it may be, my recommendation is for Bart to... repeat the fourth grade. All right, class, the topic is world literature. Look in my eyes. Bart: (protesting) What? #Arts & Entertainment #TV Shows #the simpsons s2e1 #bart gets an f. Edit . Perhaps another demonstration. You covered up my paper! The capsules are the heart of the archive. Burning the candle at both ends, boy? I got a D minus! He's Bill. I got a peptic ulcer, my wife wants a new car and I need a root canal. Oh, it's gonna be hell. The granddaddy of them all. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on April 15, 1990. Pushing a boy into the girls' lavatory was such a thrill! NC (voiceover): Number 11: “Deep Space Homer.” Just the title alone invites so many possibilities, and The Simpsonstake advantage of all of them. Yes, ma'am. I don't know the rules of your sport. I passed! Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast! Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard. Students, prepare to be dazzled. I passed! Kingdom Barts. I swear I'll do better. But he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together. Your sanctuary from the frenzy of modern life. "Could they make decisions that Americans could support? My recommendation is for Bart to repeat the fourth grade. Bart is an underachiever, yet he seems to be.... How should I put this? I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you. I might as well kill two birds with one stone. From now on, you sit in the back row. This is hopeless. Homer: And if you don't, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids. Bart's got his vision back! It's the Bill and Marty Show. (Bart and Lisa gets an A+, Milhouse gets a B+ and Martin gets an A-) Bart: Yay, me and Lisa got A+'s, We're so smart. Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report. Rise and shine, little guy. Concentrate, man! 1 view. I think you're on the mend. We've got snow-formation for you flake lovers. Springfield county schools are-- Oh, I'm too excited! The Simpsons Transcripts. Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard. Who said that? Keep your mouth shut. Why? They laugh at me? I would think you'd be used to failing by now. They'll hold me back if I don't shape up. I've never felt so alive. I got a peptic ulcer, my wife wants a new car and I need a root canal. Maybe one more dish. Hand me your paper. What's the matter? I haven't always been a good kid. He doesn't care, Mom. Are you aware of that? Bart later approaches him to request returning to Springfield Elementary. That's it? I thank you. Anything else I can get you? Bart Gets an F [] Mrs. Krabappel: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term.Are you aware of that? Piece of cake? Trudging up that stupid sled hill over and over. See the conviction? Class is over. Make it cappuccino chocolate fudge. I'm insulted. Thanks for the pep talk. Wait, Lisa has some news. What? Read Transcript (auto-generated) BartWelcome back, guys, to another episode of The More Life Podcast, I’m excited that you […] Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX. You let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus. Questions? Hey, Dr. J. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX. Of course. Did I mention it was written by Robert Louis Stevenson? Thanks, Dad, but part of this D minus belongs to God. I'll put it on the refrigerator. The Simpsons S2E1 - English Transcript. Blah, blah, blah. A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has more chances than you. I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day... the funnest day in the history of Springfield! My speed with numbers, my years as a hall monitor... my prize-winning dioramas, they mean nothing to them? 1 editor. Soon you'll be ready to try it with a real book. Marge: Time to get up, Lisa. You need someone's help, but I don't know why that someone should be me. So what's in your head? That reminds me. 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